Take off your pants, crack a beer and celebrate “3:16 Day” with us before we stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!
An almost all too appropriate holiday before St. Patrick’s Day, “3:16 Day” honors everyone’s favorite Texas Rattlesnake, WWE Hall of Famer “Stone Cold” Steve Austin.
If you find yourself at work right now and can’t fully celebrate “3:16 Day” just yet, enjoy the clips below of some of our favorite “Stone Cold” moments.
(WARNING: Some NSFW language ahead.)
The “Austin 3:16” Promo (King of the Ring, 1996)
“Stone Cold” Stuns Mr. McMahon, Gets Arrested (Monday Night Raw, 9/22/1997)
“Stone Cold” Drives Zamboni To The Ring (Monday Night Raw, 9/28/1998)
“Stone Cold” Hits The Rock with a chair, Mankind wins WWF Championship (Monday Night Raw, January 4, 1999)
“Steve Austin Tries Fancy Cocktails For The First Time” (BuzzFeed)
Bonus moment: This gem.
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